Totally out of date.

This hasn't been updated for months. I blame Angbert myself, the bone idle twat.

Boooooooooooooooooooo

Newcastle United 3 - 1 Peterborough

Championship pace-setters Newcastle continued their charge back to the top flight with a comfortable 3-1 victory over Peterborough.

Chris Hughton's side won the game thanks to first goals for the club from Jonas Gutierrez and Danny Simpson, with Andy Carroll heading home in between.

Posh pulled back a late consolation with 11 minutes to go through Dean Keates but it was too little, too late for Darren Ferguson's side.

Under-fire Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was subjected to angry protests both before and during the game - one banner read "Not wanted@St James' Park" - but Hughton's players ensured the supporters had something positive to shout about with a rousing performance.

It was a day of firsts for the Magpies as, along with Gutierrez and Simpson's goals, it was the first game since Ashley re-named the ground the sportsdirect.com@St James' Park Stadium and Hughton's first home game as permanent manager.

Mesmerising run

Gutierrez was denied a seventh-minute opener after a mesmerising run into the box when his shot was blocked by defender Ryan Bennett but he did not have to wait long to make his mark.

With 15 minutes gone, the Argentinean international set out from half way before cutting inside from the left wing and carving his way through the blue shirts then firing right-footed past keeper Joe Lewis.

Newcastle were 2-0 up within three minutes when Carroll guided Danny Guthrie's corner beyond Lewis with a deft near-post header.

Kevin Nolan fired over from 20 yards as Posh struggled to keep the home side at bay but Newcastle were dealt a blow when Gutierrez limped off after only 21 minutes to be replaced by Ryan Taylor.

Guthrie fired against the foot of the far post with 28 minutes gone but, as the visitors finally responded, the Magpies became sloppy in possession.

Beaten

However, Lewis was beaten for the third time seven minutes after the break when full-back Simpson cut inside from the right and curled a left-foot shot into the top corner.

Steve Harper had to make his first real save of the game from George Boyd's 57th-minute shot and was stretched further by substitute Aaron Mclean's effort seconds later, and he excelled himself once again to block Craig Mackail-Smith's 62nd-minute shot from point-blank range.

However, in the meantime, Lewis had had to deny first Nolan and then Marlon Harewood in quick succession, and he later had to keep out a Jose Enrique piledriver as the home side went for the kill.

Keates struck from close range with 79 minutes gone but there was no way back for Posh.

Sheffield United  0  Newcastle  1

Newcastle returned to the top of the Championship with a battling display at Bramall Lane but United's saviour was 'keeper Steve Harper who pulled off three late saves to secure the three points.

Ryan Taylor's 54th minute strike, that flew in via a heavy deflection, proved to be the vital moment in a game of few clear chances but deep into added time, Harper's instinctive stop to deny Darius Henderson was just as crucial.

A full-blooded, and at times niggly, encounter got off to a rapid start and Henderson should have done better but screwed his effort wide of Harper's upright after springing the offside trap.

At the other end Andy Carroll had three attempts blocked and then Taylor volleyed a tame effort at the 'keeper after Kevin Nolan had picked him out from the right.

Keith Treacy fired over the bar for the Blades and Carroll went close with a header as he and Chris Morgan tussled for the ball.

Morgan, Carroll and Taylor were all booked by card-happy referee Kevin Friend while at the other end Henderson and Fabricio Coloccini were both lucky to get away with petulant kicks at each other.

Having survived the first 45 minutes, Chris Hughton's side started to assert themselves and Nolan's curler almost beat Ian Bennett before Carroll hit the post with a fine header at the start of the second half.

But within minutes the deadlock was finally broken when Nolan's heavy challenge won the ball from Kyle Walker and Taylor picked up the loose ball before thumping a shot that hit Morgan and left Bennett stranded.

Jordan Stewart headed over for the home side when well placed and despite bringing on Nile Ranger and Marlon Harewood to join Carroll in a towering front three, Newcastle were under the cosh in the later stages.

Harper blocked a close range effort and then saved with his legs before superbly diverting Henderson's late header round the post with his left arm.

The win takes us two points clear of West Brom and three ahead of Cardiff and Leicester and with three of the next four games at St. James', we have a good chance to cement that top spot.

Sir Bobby Robson: Legend, Inspiration and a True Gentleman

Some words are used far too often and their power blunted by overuse but there are few people more deserving of the term Legend.

Rest In Peace Bobby.

TOTT.NET BANNER SLOGAN COMPETITION

A daft competition was run on the forum on friday night, with members asked to pen a little intro to go at the top of this page. A lot of thought was put into these efforts by all members of the forum who entered (yeah right, course there was).

All the entries were then all put to a member vote (as is the usual rule). Forum member Nemo got off to a flyer gaining an incredible amount of votes early on, to the point that his lead looked untouchable. It was therefore declared that he was the winner.

But no !!!

An evil web of lies and untruths was uncovered (shock horror)...The cunningly fiendish Nemo had only gone and cheated to try and claim TOTT.NET glory for himself.

Lords' little one liner was infact the true winner, so that is what you can see up there now *points*.

If for some strange reason you wish to read the other piss poor efforts then simply Click here.

NEW COMPETITIONS !!!

UK FIT BIRD IDOL FINAL -

A ROUND UP OF THE STORIES IN THE MEDIA (Updated as and when).

Ashley is still a fat cockney cunt who needs to fuck off !!!