UK Fit Bird Idol Voting Scandal !!!

Possibly one of the worst TOTT.NET competitions ever has finally drawn to a close. The whistle was blown and the votes were counted with Gilbert winning by a massive 1 vote difference in what the media has dubbed...’The Gomper final’.

Never before have two Gompers battled it out in an Idol final that gripped the nations interest. Past winners were voted out under dubious circumstances, stunning women were kicked into touch for what appears to be political voting, gompers got through that shouldn’t have and Fiddle was voted out in the early rounds....no change there then.

A truly scandalous final saw accounts created, votes placed, cheating and corruption was rife. The two finalist bitching like old women in a M & S sale exchanged insults and accusations, fortunately no one was listening but them. It all petered out in the end, as to be honest Oh Aye did really post a hideous gomper that was just simply a ridiculous choice for a final of this magnitude. We here at TOTT.NET Towers hope he will learn from this mistake and it will make him a better Idol poster in the future.

With cheating hitting an all time high, young Oh Aye thought he would use the old moral high ground apporach and issued the following post. 

'It's a shocking scandal, but if it ends now it stops further cheating taking place.

At least I know I have stuck by the rules and will be defeated but proud.'

Sadly it did fuck all to change the voting. 

Gilbert on the other hand simply had the following to say on the cheating allegations.

'it'll be you that cheats,  you gomper posting cunt.'

When questioned about the Final being ruined and asked who was to blame for such shoddy work, Gibert laid the blame firmly at Oh Aye's door claiming it was 'all thanks to the homosexual mackem cock nosher'

Once the competition finished and Gilbert claimed his trophy, he managed, through teary eyes, to to let the world know how he felt.

The Winners Speech  

Two finals later, and after many attempts to keep me from claiming what is rightfully mine,  I have finally done it. 

Firstly I would like to thank all those that voted to boot out the other gomper posting cunts..   
Secondly I would like to thank my family and friends... well only some of them...thirdly I would like to thank redtube and my sock drawer !!!

And last but not least...


Richy
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Enlgish Rose Holly Willoughby was cruelly thwarted in her attempts to become TOTT.net fitbird, following a disgraceful series of vote rigging, PM'ing and thoroughly Cuntish behaviour, an evil looking goodness knows who, Mr Ed lookalike was shown the way forward, to Round 2 of the competiton.

One of the inner circle of the Zionist conspirators was overheard saying "we've got no chance of winning this competition with that beauty in it, lets get together and vote Liam out"
 Liam who declined to comment because he wanted to keep his dignity intact said "I thought TOTT.net was a place of honesty, integrity and democracy, now I know it's just full of Cunts" Liam is of course not bitter about the scurrilous antics of some Board members and will accept defeat gracefully, except to say that Lords and Cushy can kiss his furry white ball bag for ignoring his desperate plea for help, as the voting drew to a close.

Forum member Fiddle who found out earlier today he had managed to make it to round 2 for the first time ever had these words to say...'bananas I would like to say bananas actually '